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[P]哈哈偶来叫好喝彩来啦，教授潜水，乔老爷也潜水，南风这招看能不能逼他们接招了，[/P]

粉老乡  没劲！[EM15]

哈哈那就请南风兄弟粉风雨

你好像唯恐天下不乱嘛

哈哈风雨道行深，乱不了的，

啥意思啊

这是夸侬哟，

俺听了咋觉得酸酸的[EM15][EM15]

[P]哈哈酸甜苦辣涩乃人生五味，风雨品出真味来了，[/P]

[P][QUOTE][B]下面引用由[U]nj听风看雨[/U]发表的内容：[/B]

粉老乡  没劲！[/QUOTE] [/P][P]因为我老乡，都知根知底，而且很知己，开开玩笑他不会生气滴！[/P][P]如果粉别人，不太了解他，万一生气了，不是很没意思，你说是不是这个理？？？[/P][P]
 [/P]

恩那   教授不会生气